That’s basically dress code in Big 10 for some reason.

Now you know what we have to deal with every... goddamn... day.

We looked at the Cruze, Jetta, Focus, hell even some of the small crossovers were tough to work with.

At least go the college route and toss the guy that targets with his helmet.

+1 untreatable staph infections

Now maybe if this were Jon Voight’s 300ZX, you’d be singing a different tune.

I still can’t believe he didn’t suspend Zeke for his temper tantrum. Y’all were beating us anyway. Make a show of force.

I bought the Abarth against all reason... and love it. Yeah, Fiat had to replace the damn engine under warranty at 11K miles, and the intercooler plumbing is so riddled with boost leaks that I’ve got an aftermarket FMIC sitting in a box waiting for a free weekend for me to install it. But lordy is it fun to drive.

The pattern with Urbz is for his hot-shot coordinators to stay two years (see Herman and Ash), but I expect Schiano will be a one-n-done type deal. He’s a really good fit, though, since his defensive philosophy is very similar to Ash (who is a tremendous coach—he’s going to do things at Rutgers). But I would be…

Chris Ash wasn’t a position coach. He was the defensive coordinator. He came on in 2014 and turned around one of the worst Ohio State defenses in history. The job Ash and his crew did against Oregon in the NC game was beyond ridiculous.

Urban Meyer will be cold in the ground before he disciplines a player.

Bosa’s great-grandfather Tony Accardo was a Chicago mob boss and Al Capone’s body guard. So #1 checks out.

How is Baylor Football even a thing still? It’s like some unkillable cockroach.

Yeah, I agree. The driver seat was not great for longer trips.

I just grasp the obvious. Humans don’t play nice unless you make them.

Having owned a Honda Fit (2nd gen), I can confirm. That car is HUGE on the inside and is more than adequate for a small family.

Was going to post this. 1950s era weapons were only marginally accurate, so larger yields were needed to ensure you flattened the target. Most warheads deployed today are in the kiloton range. The only current warhead with a yield above 1 megaton is the B83, at 1.2 megatons.

Charlie Sports.

How was this not already an Always Sunny in Philadelphia plot?

You ever drive on I-495 around Boston? Flow of traffic is 80 to 85 mph, easy.