I included that detail because I think it speaks to how the public reaction to this is going to play out. People are gonna flip.

Not that this is in anyway the most disturbing aspect of this story, but it still bugs me: why did they need to confiscate their ipads? Why are school tablets even relevant to this?

Is that the 2014 version of a monocle popping out?

That was remarkably shitty of that reporter, not least because the point of Emily Blunt's quote was not the Tom Cruise of it all, but rather the preposterously one dimensional parts available to women in many gigantic movies.

"almost spluttering on her iced almond-milk single-shot cappuccino."

I bet that dog doesn't even lift

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

Hey, girl, if I told you your skin made me think you are less human than white people, would you hold it against me?

Donald Sterling's penis is like the video from The Ring. The only way to get it out of your mind is to put it in someone else's. I'm so sorry.

I hope to some day feel a love so strong that it makes me hate black people.

So basically David Stern vetoed the Chris Paul trade to the Lakers so that his good pal could add another "young black body" to his stable. Fuck David Stern.

At first, listening in on their conversation felt very strange. But wow, it's fascinating the way this discussion/conversation/argument goes. Sterling is incredibly good at manipulating her emotions. the first couple of minutes are just nonsensical ramblings of an old racist who doesn't understand that other races…

Very Feminist of us to shame women for making their own choices with their own money and their own faces, right? /s

Humanity > Anything

Didn't she start dating Lance Armstrong after she dumped Owen? I think it was someone Owen Wilson was friends with and I remember thinking how cruel it was.

My Mom is friends/neighbors with a woman who's a career personal assistant to celebrities and ultra-weathly NYers. Her current boss is arguably one of the biggest names in the entertainment industry, and the stories I've heard are ridiculous. Getting called at home in the middle of the night to go to the drug store,…

I'd forgotten about Wilson. Now that I've remembered, I think this really does fit her. All the other information lines up.

Oh, yes, she did. And his mental health problems spiked after the breakup, which would give the assistant more reason to remember and feel bad about the incident. The rest fits too - the age and spacing of her children make it possible that she'd only have one when the assistant started working, films rather than…

She dated Owen Wilson (who slit his wrists after the breakup), and Dax Shepard.

"I would go pick up her medicine for her, all her pills, and after that I started checking every little thing to see what it was. I was like, Oh my God, I know exactly what she has now. I realized I needed to warn whoever was with her about certain STDs. I called the ex-boyfriend, and I was like, "Hey, you need to get…