Billions and billions of dollars spent on spy shit, while extreme poverty in the United States is GROWING.

I have two dead friends who are still up. One died a year ago and his son and wife still post memories, or thank people for things. The other guy has been dead for 4 years. He was a popular radio DJ in town, so I think he has a fan following who help keep him alive. They draw and paint portraits of him and post them.…

Pet, I know people who have died and their profile is still up and active on Facebook. People post remembrances of them, or say "Happy Birthday, I miss you" on their wall o their birthday. They don't post themselves (THAT would be weird. And now I sort of want to hire someone to do that for me posthumously. Or, even…

Yes! They are too busy fat-shaming all their patients with any body weight, blaming everything from depression to diarrhea on being fat. If you'd only just exercise and eat healthy and be thin, you wouldn't be in my office, is often the message to a girl with fat on her bones sitting on an exam table. This should be…

Seriously? In college? That is f'd up. I'm glad my kids would murder me if I even showed my face near their school unannounced, let alone called a professor.

Yeah, love is a great drug. And unfortunately like all great drugs it wears off.

DarthPenguin19, that needs to go on the front. Not as a comment, but its own post. I think you're right and a helluva writer and an important voice. Thank you.

I have 3 kids and this gave me so many feels. Good ones. I kept thinking how vast the world is. How many wonderful things the baby met for the first time, from sun on his face to holding a chick to walking on pavement with bare feet. Life is full of infinite possibilities. Just a joyous video, thank you for sharing.

ROFL! I was going to come on here to say I hired a "Rent a Husband" to do all the chores my husband wouldn't. But after reading your comment, I'm thinking this will be misinterpreted.

How could anything Miley Cyrus did be more scandalizing? This frock screams "I. Will. Cut. A Bitch."

To me Miley's crazy/sexy/sloppy/bigol'slutty performance was the twerking personification of the hit song she was singing, y'know, it's her party, she can do what she wants? And her emergence from the furry creature was clearly breaking free of the Disney years and all that Mouse's control on what she said, did and…

Dayum, that's Bebe Winans? He has lost a TON of weight and gotten old. Sorry, Bebe, you don't look bad, just different. I totally would not have guessed that was Bebe Winans! Wow.

lol. Right? He's retired Navy and he does yard work all the time with his shirt off. His chest is hairy and he wears gold chains. He tries to hug me when he's all sweaty! If I snap one day, please present this as mitigating evidence.

I got kicked off Match.com because some turd emailed me "Your profile photo would look better if you smiled more!" and I sent him a snarkbomb back. Match.com contacted me and said I was being kicked out for being an asshole. lol. They did me a favor.

This was the awesomest thing ever. I have this pervy across-the-street neighbor. Ever since my divorce it's open season on me. I can't walk out my door without him running across the street, trying to hug me or tell me "You're lookin' good!" or the most disgusting thing he ALWAYS tries to do when I'm wearing…

Really? Huh. Cuz I kissed a llama and I liked it. Tasted like cherry chapstick.

We're in interesting times when a TV show (Sleepy Hollow) looks better than the can't-miss dystopian blockbuster (Divergent). American Horror Story, meanwhile, continues to be stupid/weird.

That was excellent advice to "my best friend is my pregnant baby sister." I have watched the exact experience happen to a girl I know.

Same. I almost went twice. But my only memories of Burning Man are those my friends have told. My friends who said it was fun once. Not a ringing endorsement. So I'll never go to Burning Man. Makes me almost want to go to Burning Man.

I know Sandra Bullock didn't choose to love a rotten bastard, or to have that made public. But I'm sure I'm not the only woman who takes some comfort in the fact that she did love a rotter, having made similar bad choices myself. She's beautiful, rich, smart, funny, kind — the whole enchilada. And some jerk still…