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Oct 21 2013
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This is an old argument, but I will say it once more: A professional journalist has to attempt to contact the subject of a story they write. To not do so would be irresponsible. Read more

Oct 21 2013
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Thank you. I am so sorry your mom is going through that. Please keep me posted and I hope she's doing better. I gave up alcohol years ago as soon as my prescription drugs started being prescribed. Amy Winehouse, Heath Ledger, everybody you read it was the mix that did them in. Scary. I'm so grateful to the hand of Read more

Oct 21 2013
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Dogwoods are my favorite trees too! They grow like weeds in my homeplace, but down here in the subtropics I've had to baby this thing to keep it alive. Do you have dogwood? What's growing at your place?...That's funny that both our moms are gardeners. Small world, this Crosstalk.

Oct 21 2013
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Oh way back at you, Pancake. I've had some really stupid moments on here that I regret. Also in life. But who doesn't. Thank you for being so cool.

Oct 21 2013
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I'm such a crumbum, whining about my addiction to Ambien when there are people going without sleep. But I would think your natural awesomeness and aura of loveliness just acts like a natural melatonin, girlfriend.

Oct 21 2013
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I'm just hoping the Secret Service doesn't come for me for expressing unkind thoughts about Dick Cheney. I made sure to say something nice about his heart in the latest thread, DID YOU READ THAT SECRET SERVICE???

Oct 21 2013
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I'm sorry about the sleep difficulties. Going without sleep makes me NUTS which is why they put me on it. Wish I could send it to you, but I have this fear I'm addicted. Which sucks. But it does work. Read more

Oct 21 2013
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Wow. I'm in such a zero tolerance state that the thought that people grow marijuana lovingly, the way I tend camellias, just never occurred to me. But of course! Read more

Oct 20 2013
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That would be SO AMAZING. I come from a long line of gardeners and would love to play with all that stuff. You can probably clone and crossbreed and all the same things you do with azaleas and camellias.

Oct 20 2013
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Oh the booboo. I think some of my best momming is taking care of sick people, so pretend I'm fluffing your pillows and bringing you a tray with crackers and tea and orange juice and some Tylenol. And I come in every so often and feel your head and go "Hydrate, sweetie!" and give you your water (you have a straw so you Read more

Oct 20 2013
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I would evernay ooday atthay. I just thought it was cool you put the player in, minus all the other BS one usually has to click through. I have not seen this in so long. That scene where all the concubines stand in front of the king and then are slaughtered — classic. This is Kurosawa's take on King Lear from what I Read more

Oct 20 2013
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Awesome. How you put that there? I need this. Been an intense day. I need to do some ninjaing. Thanks, man.

Oct 19 2013
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Nice to know everyone is doxing and lerking. Oh don't mind me, I'm having a crabby day. I was happy once when Maury gave me a like. Just don't have a meltdown, Maury, stay a mystery!

Oct 19 2013
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I just goggled Ted Casablanca and this story says he was fired for unintentionally outing Jeremy Renner. If that's true, and if Jeremy Renner hasn't stepped up and been a big boy and fixed the situation one way or another, then Jeremy Renner seems like a real asshole.

Oct 18 2013
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Oh this is like the dead-sea scrolls and Gossip Girl with some Scandal and a little Lost tossed in. I'm like

Oct 18 2013
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Will Gumby and Pokey be in the diorama? Just...I don't have a because, even.

Oct 18 2013
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Yay Magister! As someone who might be resorting to youporn or cat videos if I didn't have Gawker to waste time at, I appreciate all your hard work. I didn't know Crosstalk had a Twitter, but then I don't Tweet. Shh, dont' tell PRISM. Oh d'oh now they know! Thanks, Obama. Read more