This is an old argument, but I will say it once more: A professional journalist has to attempt to contact the subject of a story they write. To not do so would be irresponsible.

This wasn't some random loud obnoxious party she was sneaking away from her. This was HER party for HER album and she should be celebrating, and anyone who cares about her, really cares, should be celebrating that with her, not luring her away for some rendevous which could be held any other fricking night of the…

Miley, girl, run away from this guy. Evidence to convict, in bold.

Is this an SNL skit? No, seriously. Is this shit for real? Cuz to me it's less of a SQUEE and more of a SNORT. Try not to give them all your money, when 1.6 million children a year are homeless.

I did sexy Skyping with a guy I thought was The One. But he wasn't. And when we broke up he informed me that he'd been sharing intimate photos online. That I was part of some board now in "catalogs." All of this was news to me, the thought that someone you love could be pressing SCREEN PRINT surreptitiously while…

Last year I had to take an ambulance ride and got charged $1,000. That was JUST for the ambulance to transport me to the hospital.

Hoo boy? The '50s called, they'd like their curse word back.

No, this is disgusting and you should not promote this. You could be sued for foodpractice.

When I started reading I was all set to tell you "That kind of work takes a physical and mental toll so eat your Wheeties and make sure you have somebody at home who loves the crap out of you!" But then I saw you got out. Good. I mean, you did your time, and my hat is off to you and to everyone else who can do it, but…

No, it's perfect. This is all of Fox News that I ever want to see.

Assume no one gives a shit about your wedding.

Is Tara over? I had to stop watching. Despite loving the premise, characters and even the writing, there was a hyper manicness to the performances which made them all kinda, well, crazy. Which I guess was the point, that we're all "crazy"? But it notched it to the level of farce for me and made it unwatchable. Now…

Yay, West Wingoff! I'm picking this one just because it's nice to see Abigail Bartlett getting to be sassy and work a room like a real political wife. Too much of the rest of her time on the show was spent being Brave Wife to MS Patient.

Welcome to the dawn of New Media, where the most sought-after, on-the-scene reporter yesterday was a correspondent from Buzzfeed.

You have a weird definition of "priceless."

Would someone give me Gizmodo privileges so I can get all these great Spidermans out of the grey? Geez! Gizmodo must be all boys because nobody in here knows how to tidy up.

I'm glad you came on here to tell us Jessi is doing better. You are right in assuming that there are good people in the world who would be glad to hear that. Jessi is also right to screen the opinions of the world out, because there will always be some despicable asshole somewhere telling you you're a piece of shit.…

Damn straight. That was an amoral mob attacking an ill-educated, already highly dysfunctional family and at the fulcrum of their vicious barbs was a little girl. She's 11 no matter how she looks or what she says. That one is unforgivable and nothing the victims said or did justified what happened to them.

NO. Seriously? That cheesy name is so Law & Order season 14 episode 389.

NO. Seriously? That cheesy name is so Law & Order season 14 episode 389.