Dayum, that's Bebe Winans? He has lost a TON of weight and gotten old. Sorry, Bebe, you don't look bad, just different. I totally would not have guessed that was Bebe Winans! Wow.

lol. Right? He's retired Navy and he does yard work all the time with his shirt off. His chest is hairy and he wears gold chains. He tries to hug me when he's all sweaty! If I snap one day, please present this as mitigating evidence.

I got kicked off Match.com because some turd emailed me "Your profile photo would look better if you smiled more!" and I sent him a snarkbomb back. Match.com contacted me and said I was being kicked out for being an asshole. lol. They did me a favor.

This was the awesomest thing ever. I have this pervy across-the-street neighbor. Ever since my divorce it's open season on me. I can't walk out my door without him running across the street, trying to hug me or tell me "You're lookin' good!" or the most disgusting thing he ALWAYS tries to do when I'm wearing…

Really? Huh. Cuz I kissed a llama and I liked it. Tasted like cherry chapstick.

That was excellent advice to "my best friend is my pregnant baby sister." I have watched the exact experience happen to a girl I know.

Same. I almost went twice. But my only memories of Burning Man are those my friends have told. My friends who said it was fun once. Not a ringing endorsement. So I'll never go to Burning Man. Makes me almost want to go to Burning Man.

I know Sandra Bullock didn't choose to love a rotten bastard, or to have that made public. But I'm sure I'm not the only woman who takes some comfort in the fact that she did love a rotter, having made similar bad choices myself. She's beautiful, rich, smart, funny, kind — the whole enchilada. And some jerk still…

Him either.

He could not agree more.

I was praying to the Internet "Please have an Aunt Sassy gif, please have an Aunt Sassy gif..." Well, I GOT IT!" Yeah, The Comeback. And just everything Lisa Kudrow.

Thanks! Yes, I'm always interested in trying to figure out Gawker's mysterious ways. I don't know why because it makes me as frustrated and angry as organized religion. Ha!

Me too. I think IO9 must be re-promoting things to the top of the page. It's eco-friendly to recycle .

I'm way overemotional so I need to groupthink this: Did anyone else get teary when you were up in space? And when you started to roar back down and return to earth, did anybody else rewind the video so you could go back up there? The metaphorical implications of that resonate, but maybe it's just me. Anyhow that was…

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I had a friend who got surgery to enhance his smile and let's just say...

A Goodwill full of all the clothes you've given to Goodwill — maybe that's Heaven.

I like you.

I'm thinking like, not a Forever 21 where everybody is in a rush and goes to high school. But someplace where clerks know how to dress a girl and want to make her beautiful. Gosh, wouldn't that be a great mall store — Come Be Beautiful. I envision attendants like in the Emerald City, buffing and polishing you. Macy's?

Yes, that will work! I just feel for people who are too nice. Watched too many nice people get bullied at work forever. People can be mean, especially in groups.