I'm glad Don is suffering. I still haven't forgiven that schmuck for rejecting his little brother who then committed suicide. Suffer, Don!

I am with you on this, cute doggie.

Totally invites kicked out sorority girl to smoke bong hits in his dorm.

Senior DeltaGam demonstrating the cunt punting these plebes are gonna get.

"When I first heard that I was going to be on the cover of People's Most Beautiful issue, I honestly thought someone was playing a joke on me." Ah, another fine graduate of Sasha Fierce's School of Insulting Public Intelligence.

This whole convo is giving me PTSD. I see a penis there, and there, and there.

What "group" was driving to the shooting range? It might be all those bullets I've ducked, but I think something is missing.

Damn straight. I raised 3 girls in the '90s in an affluent place where "everybody else" had an American Girl doll. We couldn't afford one, especially when you had to add on overpriced tiny beds. Made my kids feel underprivileged, especially my daughter, Samantha.

February 2012: Dr. Drew interviews Taylor Armstrong of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

The only thing that keeps me motivated is results. I'd say try something but if you're not seeing results within a few weeks, whether the scale moves or things fit better, then scrap that and try something else. Also, give yourself a break that you don't have time to fit rigorous exercise and eating regimens into your…

Yes, we have discussed, and concluded that this movie puts the RAWR in Roaring '20s. http://nimperiale.wordpress.com/2013/04/03/the-great-gatsby-2-0/

Black and white and dumb all over.

Oh god, I hope you don't know my ex-husband! lol. He went to UGA. Well, and cream does rise to the top and break all the rules. I just hate seeing a-holes get stuff. Even coupons. No dollar-off coupons for a-holes!

Thanks for the inside information. It's good to know that my truthiness scale wasn't off on this one. (I had no clue, really, but it's so common. Sad.)

Seriously? That's fire-able shit. I always figured I'd be caught and tortured and then fired for doing anything, even smoking pot or getting a speeding ticket! Maybe that's why I never got promoted to the lofty Gray Lady. Of course, I have none of the preferred pedigree — male, or if you're female then you should be…

Could not agree MORE. I was a journalist for 30 years and never met a NYT reporter who wasn't a complete asshole. Every single one. The place breeds arrogance. (And don't smirk, Washington Post, or I may start on you next...)

Forget the few token females they've put in positions of power over the last few. The New York Times is ONE GIANT PATRIARCHY! Read its history! Look at the staff female to male ratios! Note how only men have been allowed to run the place for hundreds of years! The place is a hotbed of Institutional Cluelessness, and…

She sounds fabulous, so I'm sorry to sound crankish, but is there a reason you wrote this? Like, some actual news occurred? Because the story doesn't say that, so I guess it was Pull An Interesting Woman Out of Our...er...Hats Day?

HAW! snort. +100

I'm no Muppet Expert, but I have enjoyed and watched the Muppets for years. And I can't ever recall hearing of Jane Henson. Jim Henson? A billion times. Jane Henson? Nope, not one recollection of ever hearing her name. Was she a major collaborator? Oh, I bet your sweet bippies she was. Too bad she had to DIE to…