"People! She is gestating a human being. Unless you are her doctor, her portion size is none of your beeswax."

Get laid off and you'll get your wish.

Right?!

Have you been through the turnstiles at Disney? It's a crazy scene. You grab whichever one is first and family members usually aren't going through the same aisles. So how would they ever enforce this, unless they want to have one big queue in which everyone is checked.

I haven't gotten around to watching Girls yet (Netflix binging) but even daring to compare any new show to Seinfeld is just asking for people to deride it. So what's your point, again?

Bumps.

There's a special place in Heaven for thoughtful people like you. Better do something bad stat!

Bogus of Star to run this, bogus of Gawker to perpetuate it by re-running photo. Also, I'm thinking of Beyonce's "fabric flap" and then this, and how Kanye and Jay-Z hang together, and then I'm like, shut. up. brain.

"Both parties allowed things to get this far." That's like saying when a man rapes a woman, they are both to blame. Democrats are being reasonable. Republicans are being unreasonable bastards who don't give a damn about me, or you. It really is that simple.

Her movie costar was wearing practically the same dress (seen the pics?) on a night when she was up for an Oscar and you don't cut her any slack for being a little freaked out? I ADMIRE the H out of her for not asking Seyfried to change, but changing herself. Why don't you focus on that???? These dress decisions…

Why don't you just admit it? Like the rest of us you mildly chuckled, especially after seeing the actresses supposedly playing along. It took other people making reasonable arguments for you to question your initial reaction. And like most of us, you're still not 100% clear on how you feel. Thus the length of this.…

Hey, stop snarking on Brandi. She MAKES the Real Housewives of Bev Hills. If you don't watch, don't speak.

Carole Radziwill's book is tremendous. But she's a real writer.

Me either. Sorry about your expensive car, but don't you have a mechanic? I mean, aren't engine problems, or even engine blowups, a possibility when cars are driven?

I dig this comment.

I haven't, but just googled it. Looks awesome and going on the list, thanks!

Good on you, squid! Wish every animal in the world could pull that trick and I wouldn't need to be a vegetarian.

I'm holding out hope that Joss eventually tires of muscle-bound superheroes and multi-million-dollar movie contracts and returns to the Scoobies, this time battling demons in the nursing home.

Forgive me for not being able to remember or find our conversation. So my response would be to thank you for your response. Ciao.

Yeah, his whole persona has been a complete lie. Who beats cancer? The answer is no one. Stay alive long enough, it'll come back.