Does it have a rack for an AR-15 in the door though?

After winning the Mega Millions, I will outfit that swaggin wagon with roof racks and go kayak after drifting around (not up) Pikes Peak, up to a high altitude lake. Let’s just see how true the name Cripple Creek is.

That dude in the cover pic is crackin the whip. Borderline car fetishism.

Kinky

It has a name. Red-Neckery.

His next car will be the “Ahura”

Is the car going to be sexy?

“Welcome to the Midwest” the lakes are great and the lake effect is greater.

Cousin Pooper was always a weirdo.

There are tests that suggest the loose fittings of the AK (intentional) are inferior to the tightness of an AR. If it’s wet, you’re still having fun. Dry bolt carriers are not fun.

So you can compare the Romanian rusty still goes boom boom cosmoline slinger to their superior “American steel and craftsmanship”

Yeah and you can’t quit or apply for another job or refuse to work there or... wait a second...

Complicit in Chinese censorship aswell

At 13 my dad stuck me in a ford ranger and had me driving through a cornfield (between season). “Keep it under 35"

He’s trading in his crack-pipe for a cadilac ac ac ac ac. You oughta know by now.

Crackpipe option is false. Love is what makes a Subaru, a Subaru. Who here doesn’t love the mighty V8?

Better car movie than entire Fast & Frustrated series since Tokyo Drift.

Deliverance

If it had their new aluminum body it’d be mighty and meltin’ during the next fender bender.

If all you can think about is Tom Cruise, please benefit the greater man-kind by googling “Bonhoeffer”. Dietrich, Karl, ect.