Where’s Alex Jones when you need him?...

It’s a Japanese or American 4 door with broken struts on the left side and hasn’t had an oil change frequently enough to prevent a black smokescreen/knocking loud enough to make the neighbor blaring his subs at 3am seem like a decent guy. She doesn’t understand why her cars keep having “seizures”. She didn’t even know…

Hoosier driving an ‘04 Fxt daily here,

Came in 3.2 seconds. Quickest off the line

“Everything is A-okay and I feel fine. The capitol is turning around... the view is tremendous!”