Perhaps because you are "the man" and part of the problem?

Then you will love my new show Mob Duck Dynasty.

It has that great Negroe actor Michael Rapaport.  Still the best joke in Bamboozled.

Once I clicked on an article that was on Glen Beck's website.  For the next month all my ads were for gold, Glen Beck jeans, and pills to quiet the demon voices in my head.

Stanford should have started Hulk Hogan.

Quiet!  I can't hear the eggs.

Like eating death on a cracker.

When I picture "evils of Texas justice" I picture Judge Larry Joe Doherty and his short lived day time judge show.  That show is was better than stupid Divorce Court or Judge Joe Brown.

Did it hurt having your "Jesus in Confederate Flag trucker hat" tattoo removed?

Unmarked police cars are facist man.

Pepper Pepper Bo Bepper

That song was fucking awesome.

Now all Christian babies will be forcibly given to gay parents as phase 3 of Obama's secret plan begins.

I'm holding out for a show where MTV takes a bunch of hardcore Mormons, forces them to smoke crack and then turns them loose in a big city. 

Keitha do you have my wallet?

Next you are going to tell me my Italian relatives from out of town are going to hate The Olive Garden.

Reading those words made me poop.

Oi don't get your knickers in a twist you wanker.  Let's take the lift to buy a torch and a pack of fags from the shopkeeper.  Bloody hell is it time for the football match?  God save the Queen Mum and the Irish are dirty!

Side note I was watching the original Jackass movie this weekend, caught like 30 minutes on comedy central.  It's really funny when Johnny Knoxville is caught shoplifting dressed as an old man.   As he is thrown out of the store he screams "I was Lon Chaney's lover" which is the type of joke which made me like…

Kill someone and cut all their skin off.