NO WAY THIS AM OUTRAGE!!!!!! I AM CALLING FOR COMPLAINTS NOW!!!!!

John Ashcroft.  Let the Eagle Soar or GTFO.

John Ashcroft.  Let the Eagle Soar or GTFO.

It's….afraid.  IT"S AFRAID!!!!!!!!

It's….afraid.  IT"S AFRAID!!!!!!!!

You should be so scared you want to donate 10% of your money to the church.  That's 10% of your gross, not net.

You should be so scared you want to donate 10% of your money to the church.  That's 10% of your gross, not net.

It was really embarrassing when my mom admitted to fucking a giant swan.

It was really embarrassing when my mom admitted to fucking a giant swan.

Don't worry.   I heard all about "terrorist Jesus" on Fox and Friends this morning.  I was surprised to find out it was somehow Obama's fault.

Don't worry.   I heard all about "terrorist Jesus" on Fox and Friends this morning.  I was surprised to find out it was somehow Obama's fault.

I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.

I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.

Know what I always love about Nativity scenes and movies?  How they change all the black people to white people.  I just feel safer watching it. 

Know what I always love about Nativity scenes and movies?  How they change all the black people to white people.  I just feel safer watching it. 

All Apologies

All Apologies

It was so dumb how he put Radagast in it.

It was so dumb how he put Radagast in it.

Mitt Romney is paying him five million dollars to write bitter snarky comments on Obama's facebook page.