In the words of Pat Robertson, "gay robots are no joke my friend, praise Jesus."

The Mayans foretold death at the hands of gay robots.  I saw Pat Robertson talking about it today.

The Mayans foretold death at the hands of gay robots.  I saw Pat Robertson talking about it today.

You always think, I'm just going to give it a nibble.  Just a nibble, nobody is biting this dead marmot just a nibble.

You always think, I'm just going to give it a nibble.  Just a nibble, nobody is biting this dead marmot just a nibble.

And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you
and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you
and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

I'm going to miss a guest appearance by Alex Smith or some equally horrible acting NFL "star" making a weird face while awkwardly trying to remember the one line they were required to memorize that is banging around in their concussion addled brain. 

I'm going to miss a guest appearance by Alex Smith or some equally horrible acting NFL "star" making a weird face while awkwardly trying to remember the one line they were required to memorize that is banging around in their concussion addled brain. 

This movie looks horrible but I like Seth Rogen.  I think he is generally pretty good in movies.  Observe and Report is one of my favorite movies of the last 5 years and he is great in that.

This movie looks horrible but I like Seth Rogen.  I think he is generally pretty good in movies.  Observe and Report is one of my favorite movies of the last 5 years and he is great in that.

I always thought this guy had no soul.  Who could pretend to be excited about the latest Walking Dead failure?  Some soulless evil dude I figured.

I always thought this guy had no soul.  Who could pretend to be excited about the latest Walking Dead failure?  Some soulless evil dude I figured.

SPOILER:

SPOILER:

I heard he is playing Bin Laden

I heard he is playing Bin Laden

I call my anus The Hobbit.

I call my anus The Hobbit.

I don't think Zero Dark Thirty will.  Adding Radagast to the story was way too silly.