Yes, I too would rather eat broken glass than see this movie. But that is how I feel about most movies these days, though this one looks especially shitty. Maybe I'm just a cranky-pants, but why are almost all movies terrible or terribly mediocre these days? [grumble grumble]

Even as a young kid, I thought it was strange that the superior alternate timeline involved coming back and finding out that your parents are now yuppies. I mean, yikes.

The Community episode that hooked me was the third episode of the first season, the one in which Abed constructs a documentary about his parents' divorce from footage of Britta and Jeff. It's funny and awkward and a little bit heart-breaking, so I would totally start there.

The best description of it I ever read was that it's a love letter to each of the Scoobies, weird and lovely and humorous. I too never get tired of watching it; the darker and fiercer episodes, like "Passion" or "The Body" are great, but they are not comfortable watching. "Restless" is a complete pleasure,

I've only ever introduced the show to people by making them start from the beginning, but I've always thought that "Prophecy Girl" would be the best way to do it. It's still early enough that it's not too involved or difficult to set up, and it pretty much encapsulates so many of the themes the show would later…

"Hush" is the better introduction because not only is it clever and scary and thrilling episode, the continuity issues are a lot easier to explain. Because OMWF deals so much with how Buffy is not quite right after coming back from the dead, and giant spoiler there.

True (and pathetic) story: I am very excited for you.

Sooooo, I guess you are not a fan of musicals, sir.