I particularly liked the "Well gargle some more water, bitch" line.

You are an idiot. Modern Family is like watching someone take a shit, compared to Louie and Community. Both incredibly original and inventive shows.

I'd be very surprised if anybody in the world were actually convinced that you're some sort of TV expert. OOOO he made a reference to "The New Yorker" and called Modern Family a "classic sitcom" he must know how to watch TV better than I do. 

Everybody who has recommended Modern Family to me claimed it to be some sort of sitcom to save all sitcoms. Jesus… how fun is it for you to act like a hard ass over the internet, by the way?

I don't get why people see this show as some sort of revolutionary, amazing, groundbreaking sitcom. I honestly don't think this show is any better than Friends or Everybody Loves Raymond. Same jokes, same dynamics, same personalities that we've seen for years on television.

I felt like Dude Ranch was the weaker of the two.