Yeah, I read the entire thing as Patton in his jokey-shouty voice he uses in bits. Just say "squibbidy doo" after reading all that and it instantly sounds like it could go right into his act.

Carlin never worked out his act on the road though, he wrote exactly what he was going to say word-for-word and performed it. Seeing Carlin perform was not a work in progress, it was like watching a Broadway star at the top of his game, the meticulous detail he put into his work guaranteed he would never have a moment…

I've done stand-up (poorly) a couple times, it was pretty much the most terrifying experience of my life, and I generally like Dane Cook, although I haven't listened to anything new he's done in probably five years. But still, you can't expect people to not mock when someone has a meltdown or bombs gloriously on stage.

World War Z should've been the answer to our prayers… but sounds like they're fucking that up too.

This is why big studios don't bother with new ideas, because this is what people come up with. Time for Michael Bay to remake Return of the Living Dead!

It's seriously the worst movie I've ever seen, but if you've seen the "Mark Wahlberg talks to animals" bit on SNL, you'll add a few hours onto your life from laughing so much.

Katherine Harris was an incompetent retard. The false sense of "balance" that has invaded our politics has gotten completely out of hand. Truth is more important than fairness.

I love the idea that mocking political figures is some new thing anyway. Palin just makes it really, really easy.

Herman Cain actually said "we need a leader, not a reader" during his implosion.

I just moved and was going through my CD collection and realized that's a problem for most late 90s/early 00s bands. I'm sitting on the floor thinking to myself, "surely I couldn't have been this much of an angry white boy."

Exactly. If you want the comic, read the comic. It's not like we're talking about drastic and incredibly lame changes to the characters - like 99% of comic movies before Spider-Man - as long as it's done right, who cares?

Anne's going to be great as Catwoman… people do realize she's made movies besides Princess Diaries, right? She's actually a damn good actress and just from the two lines she had in the trailer, I'm already convinced she'll own the role.

Because the media that reports on gay teletubbies will look into the nuances of Ra's al Ghul's age in comparison to the Muslim faith.

That's also addressed in the trailer. Bruce asks "what does it mean?" and someone replies "rise."

They say that every time they do a project besides South Park.

It's time for DirecTV to do the right thing and foot the bill for Community's fourth and final season like they did for Friday Night Lights and Damages.

"Why Rick?" has always been the story and that's true for the show and the books. Rick doesn't want the role, he's not particularly good at it, but he's the best they got. Wanting Daryl to be the leader is looking at it from a fan of the show's perspective, but that group would be even dumber to follow Daryl - a…

Obviously Jax is the likely candidate to kill Clay, but Opie deserves the honor more than anyone. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if that was Gemma's plan, that way she can keep Jax above the fray.

OH! That's the place we're talking about? My mistake… although even with that in mind, that place clearly doesn't have amenities that Herschel's does and looks like it's about to crumble.

The comics have been going for eight years though and the TV medium requires many of those stories to be extended. For what would be a page or two in the comics could be an entire segment of a TV show, so there's still a ton of stuff to do before they even have to consider an endgame. And considering the ratings, I…