Coming this fall to TLC: "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant: Zombie Apocalypse Edition."

I'll bet you a rainbow chip cookie that Merle's shocking appearance in the teaser is a flashback, ala Lori picking up Carl from school and getting the news from Shane about Rick.

That's not an abandoned farm, it's Herschel's barn… and if it's anything like the comics, you wouldn't want to move in there.

I really, really liked this episode. I was worried we were going to get South Park's famous "both sides suck and that's all that needs to be said about it!" view of politics, which would've been disappointing since they've done really well at moving away from that in the last few years.

"I like football, but I also kinda don't."

I really didn't think this week's episode was that bad and I found myself laughing out loud at a couple jokes, which hasn't happened with this show since ever.

I see it more as progression… the deeper they go in, the more they have to do these horrible things, or think they have to do these horrible things. Putting a hit on Tara is the continued devolution on Clay; Donna was a mistake, but Tara is intentional. And when you deal with the IRA, obviously the feds are going to…

She's made enough for hundreds of families. Hell, the next stop on the Occupy Wall Street tour should be her front lawn.

It is bizarre that this show exists though. And while I kinda dig the concept, it's never a good idea to take live phone calls on TV.

I suppose you could argue that Buffy was supposed to be scary, but only a handful of episodes were really, truly terrifying. "The Body" obviously… but I literally had nightmares after watching "After Life." That shot of Anya with white eyes slicing her face? Jesus Christ.

I will always remember "Do You Know What You Is" and the dude with lettuce on his head thanks to Beavis & Butt-Head.

All things Beavis and Butt-Head were met with a middling reputation. I do remember fans being kinda split on the movie, but I think that probably had a lot to do with the fact that the show was starting to wear out its welcome and its audience was growing up.

Why is Piney the only one that wears a denim cut?

I liked Zombie's Halloween for the simple fact that it was a fairly drastic change from the source material. All the horror remakes today might as well be shot-for-shot like Van Zandt's Psycho. Zombie at least had the balls to do something with it and really make it his own, for better or worse.

Scream 4 was fantastic. I kinda wish they went with the ultra dark ending they were setting up, but it was an absolute blast and something mainstream horror needed. The only truly great mainstream horror franchise we've had in the last 10 years is Paranormal Activity, so it was nice to get a fun throwback like Scream.

Craven's always been up and down For every Nightmare, there's Shocker, for every Scream, there's Vampire in Brooklyn, for every Red Eye, there's Pulse. Okay, he only wrote Pulse, but it's so fucking bad he should take some blame.

Sam Neill is exactly the problem with the movie. It's good for a 90s horror flick, hell it's GREAT for a  90s horror flick, but the genre was basically comatose at that point and Neill's performance didn't help.

Aware I'm in the minority here, but I honestly liked Crystal Skull… except for Shia and the swinging monkey scene. I think it's a movie that kids today will look back on fondly. Whether that's because it's not as bad as the backlash made it out to be or a commentary on the dumbing down of our culture, I'm not sure.

It wasn't even good enough to rip off Shutter Island, it ripped off Identity, a John Cusack movie. That's the true horror.

God no. We worry about the antibiotics we give to cows, but not even we're so cruel as to feed them anything that comes from Taco Bell or Chili's.