Tiger Uppercut!!

Tiger Uppercut!!

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus I wasn't hoping for real science, just some convincingly sciencey pseudoscience.  
Oh, and hopefully a predestination paradox because those always make my day (even though a predestination paradox isn't really a paradox.)

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus I wasn't hoping for real science, just some convincingly sciencey pseudoscience.  
Oh, and hopefully a predestination paradox because those always make my day (even though a predestination paradox isn't really a paradox.)

So, now Zoidberg is big, eh?

So, now Zoidberg is big, eh?

There's a real man.  He's out there, living in the world.

There's a real man.  He's out there, living in the world.

You know, if a real rapture ever happened, nobody would even notice because only a really, really, really, small number of people would disappear.

You know, if a real rapture ever happened, nobody would even notice because only a really, really, really, small number of people would disappear.

This would be very interesting to me if I knew who Anderson Cooper was.

This would be very interesting to me if I knew who Anderson Cooper was.

"Well, I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye!"

"Well, I certainly hope someone stabs him in the eye!"

Hmm, ok, from reading a lot of historical models set in the Roman Empire, I'd say that isn't entirely true.  You had a lot of different kinds of slaves because some slaves were able to buy their way out of slavery, like educated Greeks or successful gladiators.  At which point they got the big prize, Roman…

Hmm, ok, from reading a lot of historical models set in the Roman Empire, I'd say that isn't entirely true.  You had a lot of different kinds of slaves because some slaves were able to buy their way out of slavery, like educated Greeks or successful gladiators.  At which point they got the big prize, Roman…

@avclub-2b4398f8c60d5dd9b8e3c786a3745192:disqus Careful, don't say that to people, what if it's true?

@avclub-2b4398f8c60d5dd9b8e3c786a3745192:disqus Careful, don't say that to people, what if it's true?

Hmm… I think it's pretty unlikely that Vince Gilligan is a Ron Paul fan, though 
Gale Bennecker was.

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Get smothered in maple syrup"