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Transatlantic flight from Heathrow to JFK after getting fired in London from my job in NY. Due to light dusting of snow in London flight was cancelled, had to sleep at airport. Next day get on plane. Two old ladies stop at my seat and say one of them has the seat next to me, the other a few rows back, would I mind

Gracias!

JUST ANNOUNCED!!! Ford announced that OJ Simpson will be the spokesperson for the new Bronco! A special limited edition version called the JuiceMobileis rumored to be released on a very special date - June 12 . Then JuiceMobile will be white and will sport a blood red interior. During the kick off commercial

JUST ANNOUNCED!!! Ford announced that OJ Simpson will be the spokesperson for the new Bronco! A special limited edition version called the JuiceMobileis rumored to be released on a very special date - June 12 . Then JuiceMobile will be white and will sport a blood red interior. During the kick off commercial

JUST ANNOUNCED!!! Ford announced that OJ Simpson will be the spokesperson for the new Bronco! A special limited edition version called the JuiceMobileis rumored to be released on a very special date - June 12 . The JuiceMobile will be white and will sport a blood red interior. During the kick off commercial Simpson

JUST ANNOUNCED!!! Ford announced that OJ Simpson will be the spokesperson for the new Bronco! A special limited edition version called the JuiceMobileis rumored to be released on a very special date - June 12 . The white Bronco will sport a red interior. During the kick off commercial Simpson will say Hey, you can

he probably thinks its flattering.....the dope....

what a pisser.....Baldwin is the BEST!!!! Thanks be to God for what’s left of the free press!

Speaking of patents, when I was in grade school us girls had to wear patent leather shoes. we often caught boys in class staring down at the high shine to look up our dresses! Pigs!

Why would he let his son drive the car? children should be seen and not driving. Anyway, my late husband never liked electric cars. He always said you could get electrocuted driving one. so he bought a 1959 rambler American. It was the best car money could buy. But unfortunately oneday a large Asian fellow tried to

2011 mustang at 208 mph? right there you have evidence that the arresting officer and his equipment are lying. Your get out of jail card right there.....

lets hope so....

Rusthangs aint got much to hang their cowboy hats on if they cant offer up a decent v6. Dopes.

sad but true. we’re in for a rough 4 years - assuming he makes it that long. God bless America....

PUTIN WILL PROBABLY CREATE ONE FOR HIM - FOR A “SMALL FEE”. Not my prez....

well you’ll laughin now, but wait until the spring barrett jackson auction. it will bring 20 to 30 grand.

i got my check book out....where do i sign?

the hilux driver looks like he crapped in his tighty whities during the manuver. the passenger blew lunch. otherwise another day at the test track.

wow, what an idiot and dbag...