My husband and I started calling them Fanty and Mingo (because Fanty’s prettier) and it’s become so entrenched my kids think that’s their real names.

Yup, helping Daddy shower while the kids watch Wild Kratts on a Saturday morning. Good times!

Found a bottle of plum vodka for five bucks as well. Go go liquor store clearance rack! May you forever find sketchy and delicious deals!

Got a 12 pack of Angry Orchard hard cider for ten bucks and I’m hitting it like a mofo.

Discussion topic: drinking and pegging. What’s the best liquor combination to enhance confidence and reduce inhibition in trying something new with the cautious but willing husband without producing whiskey dick?

Cub has a Friday Freebie on their website and Facebook as well. Sometimes it’s crap, like some random iced tea, but this week it’s pretty awesome- a whole bag of frozen chicken breasts. There are some weeks that would be my only meat!

One more fantastic variation on a theme.