@Ash78, now featuring the Tyke Hoon: Honestly Muriel, your pie sales always seem to descend into raw, senseless violence. Warmly.

@Tiberiuswise: Variants have guacamole and sour cream, on top of the standard carne asada meat, french fries, and cheese.

@jakebonz:

@Ash78, now featuring the Tyke Hoon: But I thought that the stig was found tied up in the locker room with German piano wire?

I'd buy the dude a california burrito, but that would probably throw off his weight calculations and all that.

RIP Kyle. Rest assured your killer isn't gonna have an ass to speak of eventually.

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 otaku Hoon):

@spiegel1: Trust him, this guy's legit.

Was it TF-141?

@Jackie: Bloods and the crips? Nah homie, it's Democrats and the Republicans.

"Why don't you come and sit with me and tell a seventy-five-year-old widow that she can't have surgery and that you killed her husband?"

The Acura "RSX". Kinda sounds like R-sex.

@PotbellyJoe - wants to build a little turtle fence around his soul:

@Slave2anMG: なぜあなたは変更しなかった方向?

EXCELLENT!

You will have...

@spiegel1: Quote of the Day, perhaps. I agree.

"WE ARE SEX BOMB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE TO ROCK OUT TO THIS....this.....um....

@RB26Skyline: ....YOU'RE RIGHT!

@JoeDapper: There's stuff to live for in Korea. Like Korean girls. Things like my favorite group, Girls' Generation.