"I'm looking for some Toyota cars to park my buns. Who's first?"

I'd so go for this car. I'd spend my weekends at the track hotel restaurant flirting outrageously with the waitress, but it's okay. I've got a jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

@ThreeLitre: because it's a JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG.

I remember when I'd wake up and find my girlfriend wearing my t-shirt. Nothing wrong with that.

@bacon117 thinks 3D porn brings a new dimension to the money shot: or protein.

@spiegel1: Brotastic!

@$kaycog: She must be hungry. Poor thing.

You can put Yakety Sax to ANYTHING and it'll automatically be funny. Funnier still if the footage is sped up.

Acura's "Super Handling Cool?"

@Ash78, working for the rat race: "James, it's french, whom you refer to as 'land burning communists'!"

@luisthebeast: ...I like Korean cars. I also like Korean girls. Much like my favorite Korean girl group, Girls' Generation.

Was this song playing in the background?

@Buster Brew: Fuck yeah SDSU!

@Critique_: RAMIREZ! Drive that yugo into that Russian battalion! We're OSCAR MIKE!

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: Girls' Generation was having an autograph signing.

@b33g33: And the thai boxing gyms too, right?

I like hot Korean cars, just like how I like hot Korean girls. I just don't like them on fire.

@Critique_: MacMillan: Oi, Suzy! That's a steal.

@omgwtfbbq!: at least they'll have the skills to get themselves out of trouble when shit does go wrong.

@Gothmog3VZ: the world needs more female hoons.