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Wes?

@TroyQueef: Mmmmmm...! A bitch the Toyota Auris 1.4 was. Spanked it I did.

@Pvt. Church: Nah, I'm still torn between girls right now. Gotta pick the right set of jeans for my plan to work.

"Maybe it's the $46,000 paint."

I'm gonna raise my future daughter right. Go karts when she's 5, and we'll work from there. When she's old enough to drive, I'm sticking her in a racing school. Then after all that, she's gonna get a beater car, just like I did when I got my license.

@Sergio Oliveira: "Anyone that actively does anything else while driving should be driven."

Captain Price: Fire mission! Danger Close!

@Shamoononon: There's one by work, and one that's sorta by my house. Yay!

seems like something I'd read on Sniff Petrol. Great comment, and congrats to your starred status.

Matt, that burger looks really good. Where do you get it?

@spiegel1: Already did. Remember those boxers?

That's unpossible.

@pj134: "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"

Now playing

Rest in peace, Sen. Stevens. Your memory will live on....in this series of tubes.

@IN THE FACE!: You know what they say, fucked up in the head, awesome in bed.