twitchykun
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@spiegel1: He should've taken a big truck.

The flight plan got tangled up in some tubes.

@stephdumas: 彼らは私たちの仕事を盗んだ!

She's kinda hot, in a "GIMME MY DAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS OR I'LL SMASH YOUR DRIVE THRU WINDOW IN" kinda way.

Hey, she's kinda hot.

i just love how after the crazy girl leaves, the employee gives the next customer their meal like nothing happened, even with that gaping hole in the glass.

@Smells_Homeless: You think with all the opulence he has, he wouldn't be watching Twilight.

@LuckyChuck: I think they're only available as bodies-in-white.

@pauljones: Next up is a pygmy giraffe, right? Nothing says Opulence like a pygmy giraffe.

1 highway. zero city.

@spiegel1: oh man spiegel, i pulled a muscle during a concrete double brick break....I just lol'd and it hurt like a bitch.

When Dubai announce their "Gold Class" ticket system....

The Acura Integra (DC2). Timeless.

"Huh? Deliver the tofu, boy."

:)