@Middleswine: that entire segment was my favorite out of all the lost episodes. I now have an urge for some illegal leopard seat covers.

@trunk_monkey_ChimChim: I always thought that Lensman was a Japanese Star Wars ripoff.

Incineration. I has it.

Sup dawg, I herd u like hot water, so we put some hot water in yo hot water so you can get wet while you get wet.

It gets cold in.....Tampa?

@Hampton: I wish I could promote you so bad.

@zaxwashere: no prob.

@maximum_sarge: "Ah....you're an organ donor."

@Ray Wert: and if the market is flooded with "knockoff ebay parts"(isn't it already?), then I can choose not to buy 'em. Simple.

@Psiu! Puxa!: Your 244 is the coolest car I have ever seen!: "Hm....a full tank of gas...."

Oh cock.

NIBBLES

"Nice, but not for us — in every sense of the phrase."

@snapoversteer's a dangerous cliche: 'zing!

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Jalopnik - Driving cars and property value down the street since....

@shinjukuDLJ: Sup dawg, I heard you like ferraris, so we put a ferrari in yo ferrari so you can drive while you drive!

"It's a really good value. A lovely vehicle. It's certainly impressive to look at. It's fun to drive. It's a beautiful tank. I don't remember if it's cheaper than my M1A1 — no, I don't know if it's cheaper than other tanks, but it might be. You know, you should really look that up. How should I know?"

can I has remote control tank?

@Tossed Mazda3hatch's Chicken Salad all over Accord's face with a plate of croutons and Bleu Cheese dressing: You mean, a reason besides the ranging forum fanbois, the beige cars, and the fact that jalopnik is ruled by the almighty dragon king?