Ha! I’m an archaeologist and children always ask the grossest questions when they come on site visits. So I tell them about the time I excavated a coprolite, and that when you dig a cess pit the cess has a wonderfully silky feel between your fingers, and that excavating skeletons with bits of flesh and hair still on…

Is this real or is this edited? I honestly can’t tell.

Do you know the poem ‘When I am Old’ by Jenny Joseph? It sounds like just the poem for you: