Even though it’s not in the list, this one will somehow end up as one of the winning tokens:

This guy is Sutton United’s manager. He does not take a salary and in fact is a club sponsor, paying 40,000 pounds a year. Sutton United is a fifth-division semi-pro team that held AFC Wimbledon to 0-0 draw today.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

Yo, that Cubs radio broadcast was straight garbage.

He got speared right in the chest by a defender’s helmet. He definitely fumbled by accident.

Deer mr. Ford,

That’s on Palm Island next to South Beach in Miami. That court is just a few doors down from Al Capone’s old house (93 Palm Ave).

Not for the 1st time,

These people are lying virgins.

I hope when that kid grows up, he finds Gilbert Arenas and beats the shit out of him.

Florida would be impossible to defend and easy to cut-off. All their freshwater comes from georgia...

Yeah, I agree with you. Where was Deadspin when all that Greg Hardy shit was going down?

did you intentionally name only players who play for other countries?

With the incredible amount of pressure Messi is under to perform internationally, I don’t blame him for being fed-up. If it’s true that the entire core of the team is thinking about quitting, I think that says an awful lot about the state of Argentine soccer, as do people like Maradona constantly belittling the…

Don’t blame him. Maradona needs to shut his mouth in general. The Argentinian FA is corrupt as all hell. He’s lived in Spain for more of his life than he did in Argentina and he gets unfair stick for not winning tournaments because Gonzalo Higuain is the biggest bottler this side of the Atlantic.

Yea, Messi missed in a shootout (his first ever in international competition, if the broadcast is to be believed(thank you for the corrections, much appreciated)). But, if Higuain doesn’t shit the bed 3 times, Messi has, at least, a couple Copa America titles.

I think that Top Gear, throughout it’s run, produced some of the most entertaining television ever made. There were some off-color jokes throughout, but mostly on the order of your funny Un-PC Uncle who drinks a bit much but knows a ton of great jokes. But the Vietnam Special (a large portion of my father and 100% of…

When I saw the line-up last night, I knew that we were going to get murdered. Please let this be the last stand of retreads like Wondo and Beckerman.

Sure beats anything NBC is airing these days...