This is the type of situation I am talking about when I refuse to give road head. I do not want to die with a dick in my mouth.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I'd really love for periods to be called 'crimson landslides' from now on.