Thank God cats can’t use scissors!

No. No. No.

I love how on Leah Remini’s new A&E show (and book and interviews, etc.) she keeps burning Tom Cruise. Do not fuck with Leah.

* Read headline as “America’s Next Top Model Robot”

You’re not alone. The ginned-up fishbowl drama is cringey. The creative photoshoots- yes please! And this DOES look highly watchable.

really hate reality tv in general but I always muted the entire show until they did the photoshoots lol. I’m probably the only person that enjoys the creative side of it and not the bullshit drama.

I’ll never get sick of this because it successfully displaced beige as the dominant color scheme that ruled the mainstream design world for years. I HATE BEIGE.

They’ve had a few interracial couples. That montage one is from the 1st season and she was a professional soccer player!

I don’t mind the design of the houses they do - what bugs me is all the terrible tchotchke crap Joanna overdecorates with. Why does every house they do have gigantic letters hung on the wall, a huge freaking clock, a few oversized candle holders, and a chalk wall?

MY CREEPY UNCLE IS SOME SORT OF PASTOR AT THIS CHURCH AND ... well ... The Barndemonium episode - that barn was my grandma’s barn, which she signed over (with her house next to it) to my weird and nauseating Christian cult aunt and uncle. The barn was going to be like a missionary commune, it was never going to be a…

Dare me to eat this cockroach? No? I’ll do it anyway! Now kiss me!

And chest straps are called that because they go across the chest! Not the stomach, not the belly button, not hanging loose.

I am SO glad that baby was ok but goddamn I’d throw every ticket in the book at those parents. PROPERLY RESTRAIN YOUR CHILDREN!!! (And remember no puffy winter coats in the car seat! Use them like a blanket over the child once they’re already strapped in!)

I am all for offering a suggestion of some way to support those who are doing good work and making sacrificing for the betterment of others. While I make regular charitable donations, I could do better, no doubt.

I’m not sure I’m going to keep reading stories like this. He’s grossly unqualified to be President, yet he is still President-Elect. I don’t know if I want to keep making my blood pressure shoot up when there is nothing to be done about that. And if Jared Kushner has so much power and sway, why does Steve Bannon still…

his supporters won’t care. thats the sick thing, they will never fucking care. they kept a bitch out of office.

So I read Glennon’s post this morning and I am officially putting myself on notice, no more social media until properly caffeinated. I just thought “aw, that is so cool that she has found such an awesome new bestie. Making friends as an adult is hard.” it never occurred to me that she was saying they were together. I…

As Paul Ryan spoke of the inauguration, Donald’s mind raced. This is what he wanted, right? All those months ago, he was so certain. Standing in the curiosities shop in the sweltering June heat, he knew he wanted to be President. He was certain of it when he made that wish, Monkey’s Paw in hand.

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?