Why.... oh why.... do Trump supporters have such problems with ellipses? Particularly, why do they create some kind of bastardized version out of commas.

which is why, in a peculiar way, i have more questions about how this country looks after a trump loss than a trump win.

To celebrate the final day of this historically disturbing election season...

Yeah it sucks for all the MDs I work with who can now get paid for their work by the insurance companies. And I sure do hate free preventative care, because I’d rather pay for expensive dialysis for the uninsured rather than lisinopril. And it’s just fucking awful that young people can stay on their parents insurance.…

Man, I sure will miss having President Obama and Michelle Obama in the White House. Total class as our first family. Whether I agree with all his policies or not, Obama is always thoughtful and measured in his responses. He never loses his cool, no matter how many morons attack him. THAT is a leader. 

I think this works where the cook is taking care of cleaning the cooking area and pots/utensils from preparing the meal as he/she goes along, but in my home it’s the job of someone else to clear the table, stow leftovers, and load dishes, glasses and silverware after the meal is done. Division of labor, but you still…

““militarized police” who were using rubber bullets, tear gas, pepper spray and batons in an attempt to stop other protesters from holding a prayer circle in the water Thursday.”

She’s sort of preoccupied with keeping a monsterclown out of the oval office, so I am going to give her a tiny break on this; she can’t afford to spend that political capital right now. Obama? He has no such fucking excuse, as this wouldn’t cost him anything. This is the new Keystone, and he’s going to try to squeeze…

To be fair, she brought it right back to the people, making it not about her as much as she possibly could:

This. I only learned about coughing into your elbow a few years ago.

Here you go.

Aww, I love Amelia Bedelia.

Jesus H, I didn’t actually read what he’d written on the bottle. That makes it SO much worse. I assumed his thought process only went as far as, “Haha roofiez” and nothing more. But to go through the effort of coming up with that scenario...this is not a guy who’s ignorant of how horribly things go for eomen who get…

I call this one “We can do it, but why?”

The oldest is Eleven, obviously and the little one who won’t look in the camera is Eleven’s favorite meal. :P

It’s not so much a costume, but we bought this little neckband for our cat Madrigal on a whim and he just adores it. It’s pretty bizarre. You can pick it up and he’ll rush over and try to squeeze it over his head.

My son is going as Eleven.

Welp, here’s my baby as Rosie the Riveter again. Spit bubbles and all!