twist-o-lemon
Twist o'Lemon
twist-o-lemon

The shelters where I am (Savannah) let you bring your pets. Which is awesome. When I went through several hurricanes in Florida in 2004-05, the shelters wouldn’t let you.

--The woman in question is Judy Smith, a former White House deputy press secretary and the head of Smith & Company, a crisis management firm that has handled the various pickles and scandals of many a Famous, from Michael Vick--

She’s got that same steely gaze.

Seriously channeling. You are correct.

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?

Mr. Trump clearly had the sniffles.

Damn.

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to

If you use Firefox, there’s this add-on, which I use:

I said this above. I miss rock and roll. I miss rock bands, metal, riot girl and guitars basically. I sometimes wonder if we will ever have a contemporary mega band like Fleetwood Mac or Heart again.

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

even amidst my staggering flummoxation, i have to admit, that color is gorgeous.

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

True... But I thought that about mine. The end of our marriage came out of the blue... but once I stepped outside of it, we were fucked up for awhile. I genuinely didn’t see it though until it was over and I got some space. :-\

I want a pair too and WHY DIDN’T I JUST SAVE MY OLD ONES?

By the Sea was their Gigli.

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

Since these came in pretty late last night, it should be noted that ANW competitor and Supergirl stuntwoman Jessie Graff won the Emmys red carpet last night:

John Mayer plays a mean blues guitar and I am perpetually disappointed in him for doing things that aren’t playing the blues. If he only did that I could like him.