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Jesus. This thing is a hot mess. If I wanted a needy, demon-possessed, scatterbrained, travel-sized money pit with an exaggerated sense of its own beauty and importance, I would adopt a cat and save myself $600.

I side-eyed Reign for half a season, then completely gave in to it’s soap-opera-in-fancy-dress-with-cute-boys-and-good-music splendor. Bring on the beautiful inaccuracies!

If you see something, mime something.

My wife personally gives birth to all our puppies. That being said I am a giant anthropomorphic dog monster.

Why is no one talking about Pitzush? How do I learn to make my kittehs their own fancy wear? That cat is amazing.

Wow. It is too early in the day/week to have to read that pile of garbage coming out of that woman’s mouth.

It was a nice change from the ones that make me feel like I’ve personally disappointed Joe Biden.

yes. and i literally cry because i don’t look like them.

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like

Ugh, that was the only juice my mother would ever buy when I was a kid... and then one day when we were on vacation, she made the mistake of letting me try some fresh squeezed. I would never drink that shit again. It’s not orange juice, it’s bitter, pulpy water.

I’m honestly not trying to make it “about me” and I really apologize if that’s what my comment implied. You wrote, “I know parents of kids with varying degrees of special needs, and all the kids live at home with their folks.” I was giving a counter example of the reasons someone might make a different choice.

Very corporate cafeteria or the breakfast room of a Hampton Inn.

Right? Or like, a community center. Or the study area at a university library. All circa 1992.

It looks like a very modern and brand new retirement home. It’s awful

Had she had a gun, she would have been alive now, as guns defend people from other guns, duh!

Only the good guys had guns, so I’m sure she’s actually fine.

Hey, only two Ls in that Lily. I grew up in South Florida in the 1960s and Lily transformed the way we all dressed. Everyone went from trying to look like they were still living in Hartford CT to wearing these chic little sheaths in bright colors with NO PANTYHOSE. My mother used to knock-off LP dresses for us all the

I was on the fence for a long time and deeply looked into “Child Free by Choice” communities (i have so many friends who are CFbC). I honestly was not sure for a long, long time.

Figure out why you want kids and what’s holding you back, then make your decision. In my case, I desperately wanted kids, but was terrified of what having them might do to my marriage. (Why yes, my parents did get divorced three times — from each other and then from their 2nd spouses.) A lot of therapy later, I have a