And don’t us regular folk just use a bathroom towel that had bleach somehow spilled on it as a beach towel?

Oh, Karen! Silly Karen. The trick is to just buy a super crazy beach towel! Then you’ll always know which one is yours. I suggest this one, because you’re married to a fucking dick.

Is Dani Mathers transgendered? Because if so, I’m pretty sure the GOP warned us about this.

I will tell you exactly how it works: There is a Zubat nearby.

Are police really, really not aware of how this stuff looks? They know they are being videotaped, they know they are not well-thought of right now, and yet they keep doing it. It is like a fucking compulsion. You would think the Department would hire a PR person to come give an hour talk on “How Not to Get Video Taped…

That last video — Jesus Christ! Why?!

Yup. Anything remotely sweet or hopeful is triggering the waterworks like crazy lately.

YOU’RE RIGHT I AM CRYING

my heart really needed this

Little boys too! While watching the previews with a friend and her son he looked over at us and said “yeah girls aren’t just mom’s they’re GHOSTBUSTERS”

Yay!!! I can't wait to take my little girl and niece to see it. Who runs the world?!

It's dust. I have some dust in my eye. Why is it so dusty in here??!?!

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

This is so sweet. It makes me teary eyed. BUT NOT AS TEARY EYED AS ALL THE ANGRY BROS!

Yes! I know Hugh is a shameless dog, but I think he looks better now than he did during his peak popularity 20 years ago. I feel the same way about Matt LeBlanc. I guess I just like men with grey hair and a bit more weight on them, which is great because that also describes my husband. Benedict Cumberbatch and Jeff…

dude my exact same thought.

Ok but is that Hugh Grant?

I’m so angry about the horrible racist bullshit you’re getting in your replies. I have no idea what to Do with that anger, though. On kinja, to respond is to increase visibility, and I don’t want that. I don’t want to pretend that these vile human beings don’t exist, though! I am so disgusted and have no idea what to…

I already want to bash my face into my keyboard after reading through a small fraction of these comments...

This is gonna be one of those comment sections, so I just want to say I appreciate you sharing with your experience and hope things get better.