I mean- are there rides? I feel like the coal mining ride from Dollywood would work well. Just like instead of plunging into mines-you plunge into the pits of hell and watch little animatronic sinners having hot rocks shoved into their behinds. Singing “hell is real after all.” On a loop.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Agreed. It’s why I also lay ultimate responsibility for Trump at McCain’s feet.

Remember when he was someone you disagreed with but ultimately respected? 2007 seems so long ago...

This is why we need to teach critical thinking skills in schools.

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This image just made me double check all my teeth with my tongue. they are still there.

He’s not even a BIG big designer, like a Dior or a Givenchy. He’s an upstart from a reality TV show who’s managed to spin that into real success. And you know how he’s done it? Every fucking line of his, from his Payless shoes to his Puma collection to his Lane Bryant collection, has paid attention to being accessible…

You took the words right out of my mouth. “We can’t design for her, she has hips and a butt and boobs! We’re not trained for that!” I swear, fashion designers these days are trying to convince us that shapeless sacks and strapless dresses are en vogue because they aren’t talented or skilled enough to sew or design…

The NBC coverage across all sports sucks. It’s filled with casual sexism, lack of knowledge about the sport, and just pure idiocy. And my number one pet peeve is all of schmaltzy storylines. I don’t care about the backstory, I don’t want an inspiring anecdote. Just show me the sports! Like, you’ll watch for an hour…

I always pronounce it to rhyme with “ringer,” myself.

I’m assuming this Christian tweet relates to this, but could be wrong. I don’t even know how to get the actual tweet in here. “It shouldn’t be exceptional to work with brilliant people just because they’re not sample size. Congrats aren’t in order, a change is.” Good on him.

Big ups to Christian Siriano tho, who really has put his money where his mouth is, when it comes to making fashion accessible for everyone. He routinely dresses the black girls on OITNB. That target line, and that other plus line he did.

I think it’s hilarious that whiners about “political correctness” exemplify all the traits the claim to despise. Thin skin, obsessive need to control language, generally insisting on inane nomenclature. Like, this change shouldn’t even be called “political correctness”. The name was changed because calling a woman a…

I went to a wedding once where the pastor went on and on about marriage being forever and divorce being against God and any divorced people will go to hell. Meanwhile all us divorced heathens in the audience were shifting awkwardly and wondering why we were even invited.

I promise, if Wild Kratz goes away entirely, there will be tears.

They won’t be my son’s.

Not to mention that, at least on the devices I use for Netflix, the “My List” section is literally at the BOTTOM of the list. It boggles the mind as to why Netflix feels that the items I have specifically flagged as stuff I’d like to watch would be the LAST thing I would consider viewing.

The title character whines incessantly. Were the show about a two year old, that would be one thing. But this kid is supposed to be four. And I’ve known a lot of four year olds at this point (my kids are now 7 and 10, so they’ve both gone through it and had friends and classmates that I got to know a bit) - I never…

Yeah, their “New Arrivals” section is bullshit. It only shows Netflix-exclusive stuff for the most part and most of the things they show have been around for months.

ANGER is the key-word here, when reading the list of ‘what’s leaving’ means seeing several titles I would have watched, if they had EVER came up on any of the ‘mindless’ lists NF offers you when you hit the homepage, or if they had come up when you intentionally search ‘adventure’ or ‘horror’ or ‘sci-fi’. They need to…