I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case. I wish I never was good at swimming or had the opportunity to attend Stanford, so maybe the newspapers wouldn’t want to write stories about me.

I wear dresses, leggings, and flats because they are easier to put on. A couple of months ago my coworker asked if I constantly wore dresses as a “religious thing” which I found odd because the dresses I wear aren’t very conservative. Her eyebrows reached a new level when I explained that I do it because it is…

I was not trying to imply that women don’t want to hear about breaking news, or that this is somehow “above” Jezebel. Just curious that it wasn’t on Gawker instead. I use the Kinja dashboard and follow multiple sources (including Jezebel and Gawker), but I get that if you’re only looking at Jezebel you would want this…

One thing I’ve never understood is how pro-lifers are so against health care support for everyone, even children. Since we are providing heavily subsidized and free health government sponsored care for the elderly via Medicare, why not provide free health care for all kids at least? Imagine how much easier it would…

It’s just the way of conservatives acting like a fetus, which is a clump of cells with no idea of its existence, is the same thing as a woman. Whether that be a teenaged woman or a 46 year old. The fact that there are people fighting for the rights of a cluster of cells that resembles a human, but can’t accept that a…

This is another symptom of the dehumanizing of children. “It’s my child, I’ll do with it as I see fit” instead of seeing the child as an actual human who should not be a lab rat, a slave, or a chess piece.

*I* wanted to hug them and I was sitting across from them! They were legitimately so upset. It was unreal. Restored my faith in humanity. And bros.

How does drying your hands by wiping them on your pants rate? Because I’ll be damned if I’m going to fuck around with the air dryer at work for the five minutes it would take to get my hands halfway dry.

Here's a left over from my theme park days: always, always meet a child on their level, its non threatening and shows that you respect them and their opinions, Obama is so amazing with children and the genuine joy on his face to be interacting with George is so sweet. I love that even though we cant see much of…

This is a sad, sad day for music and our culture. I am devastated, which is weird because I obviously didn’t know him. But, I did get to dance onstage with him at a show at Madison Square Garden once. He even took me by the hand and walked me to the front of the stage before handing me the mike to sing a line from…

It honestly never occurred to me until now that they were meant to match skin tones. But then I’m an uncultured lout.

pitbulls can’t lock their jaw. no dog can, actually: There is no physical locking mechanism in the jaws of a pit bull, their jaw physiology is no different from any other breed (I apologize in advance, I get your meaning, but, as a pit-owner, can’t let that rumor slide)

I SAY TO YOU IS THIS THE TWEET OF A WOMAN IN CRISIS?

Kim K does not dress better. That said, Anna Wintour isn’t far behind.

That coat should get Wintour shot for crimes against fashion.

Having worked in zoos for 7 years in my life, and having personally known Stacey, maybe I can add some of my own experience.

The California Condor was saved from being nearly extinct by the San Diego Zoo, among other locations. And yes, they were able to reintroduce them to the wild. The red wolf has also been part of a reintroduction project. Some animals are better candidates for reintroduction than others, here is a list of some animals…

That’s a really depressing way to look at it, since both can be very fun for the giver if they enjoy making their partner feel good.

Contact lenses. omg.