Destined to just be an anesthesiologist, poor baby. 

After watching Marie’s show, I see two problems that would only be magnified with celebrities:

I feel like 75% of my conversations with my mother revolve around Jennifer Garner, and Jennifer Garner’s movies and shows, and how Jennifer Garner is so sweet for standing by her ex-husband, and who Jennifer Garner is dating now. I’m pretty sure my mom likes Jennifer Garner more than me.

Smelling a lot of things is the worst thing for a pregnant woman, especially one in labor.  The sense of smell is heightened to help women know what is safe or unsafe for their developing babies.  

Bless your heart.

Crisp Rat?..............

There was a girl in my class who, during senior year, wore a different religious t-shirt, like, every day. And it was always a real corporate logo and slogan, turned into something about Jesus. Like, “You can’t beat the real thing” and “Jesus” written in the Coca-Cola font. Or some Jesus-y version of “I’m lovin’ it”…

Growing up, my older sister was constantly convinced that every choice I made is because of something she did or didn’t do or something someone else did or didn’t do.

What if the dogs were wearing costumes?

That pregnant and in heels and squatting down to pet those dogs. As a person that doesn’t wear heels, I am quite impressed.

Pratt has a history of being a shitty pet owner. Tried to give an elderly cat away on Twitter, and he and Anna Faris actually did give a rescue dog away and it was later found on the street starving to death, tracked back to them via microchip. He also kills lots of animals (hunter + raises and slaughters lambs) and…

Matthew 5:6, “When you pray, don’t be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get...oh shit, you’re not even reading this part anymore, are you?  You went back Leviticus to obsess…

Meh, next week Meghan will probably be visiting something to do with the arts and Kate will probably be out supporting a charity. They always seem pretty chill in photos of them together, it’s a shame when the media tries to concoct feuds between women like this. Kate had really awful morning sickness so I’m not…

For what it’s worth, not only was Kate preparing to deliver the heir-apparent (and subsequent spares), she had a really difficult pregnancy and probably didn’t want to take anything remotely close to a risk when it came time to deliver. I would’ve also opted for an ultra-cushy private wing if I was her.

I think it would be strange if Kate got down on her knees to cuddle the face of one of the ballet dancers.

Word of advice: Never invite those three to your wedding. The Holy Spirit talks everyone’s ear off about “faith” or whatever. YAWN! The Son sucks down all the wine and keeps turning the bread into fish. Hello! Not everyone wants seafood! And the Father...that guy...He waits for all the slow dances so he can grab ass…

Makes sense; after all, you can’t spell Christianity without “Chris.”

WTF? Why are there dead tomb statues of Jon, Sansa and Arya? That’s creepy as fuck, and clearly the important part of this trailer. Probably should have been mentioned in this post. 

Cue anecdotes by angry MSG “sensitives”.

There’s another Daniel story where he refuses to eat the meat and wine the king is feeding the... students? and successfully campaigns for their meals to be changed to pulse and water, which, like, no wonder they all hated you, Daniel. So I think he must be on pulse and water.