Oh, GOD. Please tell me you moved to another continent and joined an ancient religious sect to avoid ever looking him or her in the eye again.

Who wants to fuck someone with egg salad breath?!?

“BLAMMO?”

This was a recent one from my wife who was in another room

I burned it from my phone but I once received an exercise in amateur literotica from my brother that was meant for his girlfriend. I texted back "Please, sir, there's been a mistake " and then died inside. 

This reminds me of a guy who said BLAMMO! instead of warning me beforehand.

“And I really can’t see the Garofalo of the early 90s - the alt comic feminist - allowing a comic of that generation to skate so easily if they’d done something like that to her.”

She also dragged out the “he’s my friend” and “question the source”, despite the fact questioning the source(s) is an idiotic statement because he admitted he did what everyone said he did.

“Here is a problem I’ve had to live with because of this shitty beauty standard...”

I’m half Russian-Jewish, half German, pale with black hair, and I have to shave my wiry ‘stache daily, my pits twice a day if I’m going sleeveless lest I get a five-o-clock shadow; my bush - when not shaving, which is often since I’m married and husband dgaf - has been shamed by several gynos for its epicness. Not to…

No one's stopping poc from starting an Instagram campaign or participating. Jfc this is the dumbest shit I've ever read on this site, and that's saying a lot.

Italian woman here with extremely hairy genes. Having thick, course, body hair and pale skin, I cannot relate to this body hair trend where cute blond girls with peach fuzz grow out their hair and feel courageous about it. Even as an adult, I am still SO self-conscious of my body hair, and spend $100s of dollars on…

I’m blonde, mostly Scottish. I am hairy AF. My heavy peach fuzz was mocked in middle and high school. I have to pluck my mustache daily. The hair on my legs is thick, coarse, and loves to grow (I’m smooth for about 2 seconds post-shave), and I had an ex BF once yell at me that I was a “hairy bitch.”

agree. jezebel has been a real downer lately.

Yeah. I’m pale af with dark brown almost black leg hair. Another kid asked me when I was 8 years old and wearing shorts why I didn’t shave my nasty legs. I was like “uh cuz I’m 8 and my mom won’t let me play with razors!” My baby shower is tomorrow and I’m anxious b/c I haven’t shaved my legs in a minute, even though…

Yeah, post is pretty shitty take.

There are valid points in this piece but this idea that all white women have the same amount of body hair or are not shamed for it or have no social repercussions for it is just plain not true. Maybe it would have been a better idea to write about cultural differences and experiences with body hair instead of making…

South Slavs and geek women beg to disagree. 

I on one hand, am trying to get out of the habit of, “Oh come on, your battle is not as bad as mine and I’m not celebrating your revelation with you.” I see women with amazing bodies and hair and skin online post a photo daily with a caption that says, “My fingers trembled as I hit post, my body went into convulsions…

No one suggested that she was being extraordinarily brave, so why do we have to shit on everything? We can’t just take this for what it is without lambasting it for not doing enough for the brown community? They really do not HAVE to do anything with one other.