This story doesnt make sense as written.

To be fair, “alive girl” sets a very low bar, but it’s an important one.

Also, I’m kind of inspired, I mean, how old is he? To meet and connect with someone who makes you feel like writing these wonderfully heartfelt clumsy corny things is so hard. The fact that he was still married aside, I’m happy for him?! And impressed with anyone who lets themselves be vulnerable—a hearty clap on…

While “I love you alive” is definitely an odd thing to say, i think ALL sexts in just plain written form are going to be cringeworthy. Whenever you read someone elses sexts its the least sexy thing on the planet, but when you’re alone at night, tipsy, horny, and giddy with anticipation suddenly those sexts are…

Isn’t it “leaving neverland”? Finding neverland was something totally different.

A. This is too close to me for comfort.

The best line is when Bruce Willis is sitting downstairs and he says something like, “Do you want to go to [whatever that Philadelphia train station market is called]” and the off-screen wife replies, “I can’t deal with the Amish today.”

My balls aren’t even that big...

And also, people talking about “spreading their wings” is pretty common. It doesn’t immediately register to me as Buddhist. It’s just one of those things people say, Lindsay.

No, anyone who doesn’t submit shouldn’t be fired, they should be treated as a potential suspect. 

The problem is, I’m only interested in dicks that are erect. A limp dick might as well be a big toe, as far I’m concerned.

But that would require the entire staff submitting to tests as well to match

He’s a hard 68. :(

I’m 63 and he looks like my grandfather.

That's some Gilead-level dystopian present bullshit right there. 

Yeah! My mom was sort of lucky to have been on Medicaid while she was pregnant and when she had her C-section! Besides health issues, living in a region I hate, and cost of childcare, medical bills are the reason why I don’t have a child.

With all the blame on Emma Stone, no one seems to address that it’s part of the plot of the movie ‘Aloha’ that her character, while one quarter Chinese and one quarter Hawaiian, is not supposed to look it at all. The main character is supposed to be surprised to find out her ancestry, which matters because he’s…

Everyone says mean shit about other people.  It’s possible some people don’t say “bitch”, but probably not anyone who is currently working in Hollywood.  So I believe she said it, although who cares.  I think a better cover would have been, “OMG, we are friends!  I was being sarcastic!”