I think what bugs me the most about people who don’t get the flu shot is less the people who believe that vaccine cause autism, and more the people who are like “Well, I haven’t had the flu in 10 years, so I don’t need one!” It’s such a stupid, selfish opinion that because YOU’RE ok, you don’t need to do this thing…

Did...people not know this?! *scratches head in Australian*

They barricade themselves in burrows with their arses as the door because their arses are so strong.  They are built like tanks, and if you hit one in a car it will destroy your car.

We lived in different parts of the world, but over the course of three of years I’d been having a deep soul (and amazing sex) romance with a younger guy whenever we happened to be in the same country/city. One day light text banter took a confusing turn, and I interpreted his message to mean we we over. I crafted,…

I was “talking” with someone who is semi-famous, we had sent a few flirty texts back and forth over the space of a week, and he wrote something so clever and funny and sexy that I screenshot it to send to my bff with a bunch of fire and excited face emojis and a line about how “it’s going down”. Except I accidentally…

You mean the text bitching about my mum, that I sent to my boyfriend, but actually sent it to my mum, while I was sitting right in front of her?

This isn’t what I sent but one I got.

Used to work in news media and was texting with the communications director for a US Senator and my wife at the same time. Somehow sent the wrong person a text saying “Holy shit it’s hot as balls out right now!”

Oh, God, OH GOD...

I'm screaming inside my skin!!!

He pretty much immediately texted back something like, “Happy to hear you’re having great sex!” And I was mortified.

No, it turned out that he loves ‘The Hobbit’ because he just couldn’t get into ‘The Lord of the Rings.’ (Find a nerd friend to explain to you how messed up that is.)

Oh, god.

I once wrote a, what I thought, seductive and clever text to an ex lover, after I came home drunk and had taken an ambien. Some time during that process I passed our. When I woke up the next morning, I searched for my phone and then saw to my horror that whole rambling idiotic text - that had not been sent yet. I ever…

I own a dog walking buisness and one time my client canceled a walk via text and then shortly after sent another text saying: “ugh skipped work today cuz I spent all last night drinking wine and fucking. So hungover.". Obviously meant for a close friend not the dog walker. She was mortified. 

Accidentally texted, “Hey, what’s up” to a fairly recent(at the time) serious ex when I meant to text the name above his (back on my old brick Samsung when you had to scroll through your contacts). This directly led to us hanging out again and getting back together and dating another 2 years after that... Ugh :-|

Last Friday I got blackout drunk and had a full-on text conversation with a dear friend about how she shouldn’t go to church because the Catholic Church is a trashy, money-hungry paedophile ring*. Did not know this until well into Saturday. Spent most of the weekend apologising. Was so anxious about it that I was too…

Every text I send is pretty damn regrettable because it means I’ve signaled to said person that I am assumed free to chat away then get stuck in a conversation I never wanted to have in the first place.

It 100% would. Stores that are more instagram friendly and encourage patrons to take pictures will definitely get more traffic. I’m actually a museum studies grad student and we’re talking about how museums are using social media. The take away seems to be that banning it does not help the reputation of museums in…

Awful about Kim Porter. Heart breaks for her family and friends.