No. No we don’t.

That isnt a mini pig. That is a baby pig. It will grow giant and want to eat all the things. People need to stop thinking mini pigs are real (the smallest are still usually bigger than a medium dog)

My husband and I need to drink more. Tonight for funsies we bought a new smoke/carbon monoxide alarm online, having spent way too much time researching our options.

Hard nope on the “humans used to live to 45" crap. They lived to 60 or so.

This was a stupid post. 

There should be study of heart problems of models. Anorexia and being underweight is linked to high rates of cardiac arrest and heart damage. Food deprivation means losing muscle mass, and lack of food based nutrients causes damage to the valves and small blood vessels.

This whole interview was like being on a really boring date.

The Family Stone achieved the impossible in making me root for SJP. As nice and liberal as the Stone family appears to be, they are to various degrees awful (except Luke Wilson’s character).

Not sure how other people will react to your critique/essay. It is poetic, completely self-indulgent, and filled with so much ennui that it borders on being parodic.

Who the fuck panicked at all?

After months of panic

Honest to God, Australia is covered so infrequently and haphazardly by US media, it's always weird to see which stories you end up covering. There was a suspected terror attack in a popular mall in Melbourne last week. Just saying.

At least once, the culprit was a child who admitted to playing a prank

SHUT IT DOWN, WE HAVE A WINNER.

Oh man, I don’t even know where to start anymore, though I am of course way too late to this post for it to really matter. I used to work at a bookshop with a very high celeb clientele percentage for a few years when I first moved to LA; I now work in a mom & pop bookshop that has a lot of them for our…

A few friends and I had just finished having brunch on the upper west side after staying out way too late the night before doing terrible things to our brains at a jam band concert. We were delirious, had to wear our sunglasses throughout brunch, and probably looked/smelled like our true dirty hippie selves. Anyway,…

At an art gallery, the opening reception for my art exhibit:
Bette Midler walks in, followed closely by an entourage of well dressed people.
She says aloud, to no one in particular, “Oh no, this is not it. This is not where I want to be at all.” And walks out, the hangers on following.

Gurl, you could have a REAL story!

When I lived in San Francisco my husband and I would go see movies pretty regularly, and we ran into Robin Williams multiple times. The first time, he went in the bathroom and used the urinal next to my husband (no small talk) and we then watched him go into his own movie shortly after it started (I think it may have…

It was Friday night and I was pretty drunk in a bar, when a handsome man tried to walk past me. I raised my glass to him and said jokingly: hey, James Bond! He stopped, looked me up and down, walked on and I realized yes, indeed, it was James Bond (Pierce Brosnan).