A couple weeks ago Dan Le Batard had two members of his show (Allyson Turner and Fats and Info, if you’re curious) sing Despacito translated into English to drive home his point that the lyrics are corny as fuck.

Thank you, I appreciate that. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

Sobchak Security, I have agreed on so many occasions with your posting on the Kinja sites, but this is by far the truest and greatest statement you have made.

The Bad News: These kids. Look at em. All over my fucking lawn. With their hip hopping, Zima and cellular telephones.

Cinema sins used to be good, they used to point out funny continuity errors or plot holes, now its just silly crap that mostly is either overly picky or just a flat out misunderstanding of how things work. Its like trying to watch a movie with a 14 year old who thinks all the stuff is dumb and he could do it better.

Quite.

Only someone with nothing to lose would take that part if they’re not Asian at this point. By doing this publicly he burned that bridge for anyone who isn’t incredibly desperate.

To jezebel Taylor is that super popular cheerleader who dated the football captain and had rich parents who always let her have parties they (jezzie nerds) weren’t invited to. They might be in their 30s but high school never ends for the white girl y’all. Sucking up to the prom queen is in their blood.

Plus, it’s not like she died while saving an infant from a burning car, defending her rights, or during a life-saving surgery. She died while undergoing ELECTIVE cosmetic surgery.

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I’m willing to bet Kanye doesn’t even know the date either.

Kanye’s mom’s death? Jesus you’re really reaching now. Do you really think Swift did any research into the specific day? This is all label driven.

Fuck yourself, he never apologized to Melissa.

did he ever apologize to actual Melissa McEwan though

You know what, stop bitching about it and start telling them what they should do.

Hi Crystal,

Wow, when did Nichelle Tramble Spellman and Malcolm Spellman become white men?

And then votes with Republicans most of the time!

She’s got no chance in hell. It’s unlikely she wins the primary but even if by some miracle she does, the GOP is going to crush her in the general.

There’s a huge difference between winning the primary for a party and winning the general. He won a lot of primaries in states he would never carry in the general election. I doubt he’d take Idaho or Oklahoma in the general, and I wouldn’t put a Bernie-esque candidate up for Senate there.