Yeah, I don’t see how else they could have handled it. I mean, I wanted Moonlight to win, but the La La Land people made the kind of movie they want to make and did a good job of it by all accounts, and I’m not going to wish ill on them just because it’s not my cup of tea. I’m sure they’re mostly nice people who…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

In one version of the game, you even get a GUN

At least the GT sounds better. The XJ220 is like finding some one who is gorgeous, smart, humbled, and a good cook... but they have bad laugh that also causes them to fart at the same time.

It is a lot easier to dismiss all Trump voters as racist than it is to try and understand the perspective of others.

Aw. I find the Kotaku humping to be absolutely endearing.

I don’t get to pull out this gif nearly often enough:

Tom Hardy wearing a hat while reading < Tom Hardy’s dog wearing a top hat while listening to him read

no. this is horrible. she is an absolute cunt.

Agent notes: ok so anytime Ariana Grande isn’t in the party, all of the other characters should be asking, “where’s Ariana Grande”

For me, it helps to remember that she took $2 million to perform for an Angolan dictator last year and didn’t give two shits (or give away the money) when she was called on it.

The fact that they released a lyric video with his part spelled phonetically KILLS ME to this day.

You know a track is going to be both saccharine and grating when it has “Mama” in the title

Appropriate.

I actually love the version of “Cheap Thrills” that doesn’t have Sean “More dan Goiled” Paul in it.

I can confirm its purty!

CALL OF DOODIE: ROGUE SQUAT

DIEN BIEN POO

Or given the offender's presumably Vietnamese name: APOOPALYPSE NOW

Barry sends in this poop story I call POOPER MARIO: