Don’t you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!

1. If Nicki Minaj and Cardi B can have careers, so can Taylor Swift.

I wish I could give this post a billion stars.

I sent something in through Twitter DM, but it didn’t get published. Maybe I was too nice?

It’s been :checks notes: almost 18 hours since the Mueller indictments came down. Why haven’t you guys reported on this? Is it because the indictments say that the Russian trolls propped up the Sanders and Stein campaigns to sow divisions within the progressive community? Nah, can’t be...

Soneone’s going to ask about the team’s execution, and the head of the team will say that he’s all for it.

This is newsworthy, yet you guys constantly kill anything Peter Thiel related out of fear of being sued. Got it.

Lemme guess, Libby, you’re a DSA member?

The Austin Stunners.

The thing that bothers me about the league is that they have a team called the Outlaws, but they didn’t put them in Vegas.

My thoughts and prayers are with FCA’s social media team today.

Rosa Salazar is Cuban American, dumbass. It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people assume you’re a moron, then it is to open it and remove all doubt.

If I had a dollar for every time someone concern trolls NASCAR over the Confederate flag, I would have enough money to buy Hendrick Motorsports by now.

I mostly come her for Jalopnik and Kotaku.

Isha continues to get paid to make head slappingly awful hot takes. Does she have some embarrassing dirt on Haim Saban? That’s the only reason I can think of as to why she continues to do this and get a check.

The moderate centrist won the Virginia gubernatorial race with the largest margin of victory for a Democrat in that race since 1985.

And boom goes the dynamite.

She apologized and moved on.

Isha got paid to write this hot take. Why is she still here?

Because she gets paid to make the most cringe-inducing hot takes, the kind that Nick Denton would mock to hell and back?