I just want to know if there’s going to be an eight-speed automatic. The Corvette has one...

Is she still single, or did she marry again?

OH, YOU DIDN’T KNOW????? YO ASS BETTA CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

STRAIGHT TO HELL!

As long as he stays the hell away from Fox Sports 1, I’ll be fine with this.

Sounds like the real winner was Dana White and the UFC.

Patriots= Dragon Lady

Shitting on Cleveland is a national pastime for everyone outside of Cleveland.

The Dolphins are closer to a championship now than Cleveland will ever be, though.

This guy is just pathetic.

I’ve been bad, I’ve been good, Dallas Texas, Hollywooooooooood... I ain’t askin’ for much, mm-hmm.

Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl.

WHORESWHORESWHORESWHORES

He can do that?

Stop making sense, bro!

That sounds like an insult to the Browns.

The Panthers are picking 11th, so they’re settling into the Dolphins’ practice of not making the playoffs and getting mid-round picks in the draft because being mediocre is the in thing in South Florida pro sports.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing!

At least Furious 7 hit the billion dollar mark worldwide. So there's that.

One rich guy near where I live has one.