Still no Porsches? Even with EA skipping this year's Need for Speed game? It's not like I ask much.

I'm still seeing this over Maleficent.

Maybe the NBA will allow Ballmer to buy the team and move it to Seattle, then give Magic Johnson a new, rebooted Clippers franchise to work with, like what happened with the Cleveland Browns. LA still has two teams, the Clippers can truly wash their hands of any remains of Donald Sterling, and Seattle gets the Sonics…

Pacers are gonna get smacked in game 6, calling it. Lance better not even show up, he's gonna get nothing but whistles in his face.

Easy, tell Bill McKibben about the Hellcat and watch him die of an aneurysm.

Better curation would help a lot, too.

Remember Motorbike for the PS3? This game and Basment Crawl make for good arguments for MS' strict quality standards. The same standards they backtracked on after people bitched on the internet.

Does the Ford FR-S sound like this?

Related news here, a Koch Brothers front group is trying to derail the Detroit bankruptcy deals coming into place.

At least the Challenger isn't apologizing for being retro.

Shit car looks like shit, give me a Dodge Challenger R/T instead.

How many fucks does that driver have? Zero.

To everyone being snarky about the Challenger's handling potential, just know that the boys on the challengertalk.com forums claim that a simple strut tower brace is enough to make it fun in the corners.

so much burnout

Nobody tell Greenpeace or Nancy Pelosi about this...

Fork Parker is the fucking man.

How about the new Dodge Challenger?

I sure hope Nintendo isn't resting their fate on fucking Mario Kart.

I'd still rather take the game from the developer that doesn't care about bullshit that doesn't, you know, improve the game in any way.

Whelp, the loudmouths on the internet got their way. I hope you all are happy.