Someone needs to take a test drive of Asphalt 8.

It's been a long night and I fucking hate the Eagles, man.

Check the #SeattleClippers hashtag on twitter, you won't be disappointed.

Comic Sans. Don't forget the Comic Sans.

Will the NBA sell the team to the group that wants to bring back the Sonics?

Still is, Romney said that all Jeep production would be moving to China.

Ugly, but not as ugly as the 2015 Mustang.

NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN

AW SHIT SON

As a fellow Heat fan, I just want Atlanta to finish off Indiana. Brooklyn isn't much an issue, Toronto will probably take them to seven and win.

Can we just give Stephen A. and Skip Bayless to North Korea? That would be an easy way to world peace.

FETCH ME THE COMFY COUCH!!!

Should a pope shit in the woods?

But mostly the mascot. They must be looking at the success the Brewers had since Hank came into their lives and thinking that they need to adopt a dog.

I'm going to hell for laughing at that. +1

The Washington NFL Team With the Insensitive Name has to be near the bottom, right?

That explains the new mascot.

So you think people losing their jobs is good.

I get that reference.