HIV denial exists. You learn something new everyday.

I love ranch as dip for veggies and chips. Sometimes I like ranch on a salad. But this:

Order heart shaped pizza. Done.

No worries, my mom backed her brand new car directly into a pole a few days after she got it, and she was an adult and 99.9% of the time a very careful driver lol

Oh no! This is still happening at that age!? My 3 year olds will look so far to the side while walking and I'll be next to them saying "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING! YOU'RE HEADING FOR THAT SIGN! WATCH OUT!" and BAM, straight into the sign like I hadn't even been there. I was hoping they'd…

Oh god, when my kids were like 1 and just starting to pull up on things I was sitting at the computer and one pulled up on my leg and bit it. It's like basic human instinct to react to pain by pushing it away. Oops, pushed my poor baby right over! That was the only time he ever bit me though!!!

Papa Murphy's Garlic Chicken Pizza, the best thing ever... aside from this:

1) The main perk of stay at home motherhood is DAY DRINKING!

Just gonna save myself the tiny bit of energy and have some box wine.

Whoa, I'm the exact opposite. Unless it's french fries or steak, if I don't eat it at the restaurant I won't be eating it so I never take leftovers home! Comes from years upon years of my parents making me CLEAN YOUR PLATE! Now I eat til I'm just short of full and no more. No matter what I paid for it, I pay to eat my…

Ha, my inlaws use the word supper. They once asked my toddlers how their supper was and my boys just sat there completely clueless until I said "Grandpa means dinner!" lol

Anecdata! My husband and one of my twins both take ENORMOUS bites. Like half a slice of pizza (for a 3 year old) in one bite. My other twin, also a boy, and I both take bird size/human size bites. The one that eats like his dad, looks exactly like that side of the family, acts like them, etc. My bird biter looks like…

Who wants another person to fight over the bacon with??? Vegans and vegetarians welcome at my place bc they'll eat their icky fake-on and I'll eat all the delicious bacon.

Sometimes I feel like the main reason I could never be vegan is because there are animal products EVERYWHERE and I just don't have the energy to figure out all the things I'd need to avoid. I mean, sugar? My sister-in-law is vegan and christ it's like everything ever has animal in it. So fuck it, I'm having steak.

I just moved to the midwest and I don't think I could live without Papa Murphy's take and bake pizzas now! And we make tons of homemade pizzas, but PM's are just so good.

I didn't realize that I didn't like that smug bastard until I smiled when I read this headline. Guess I do!

As someone who considers herself a nice customer, IMO, it's not even necessary to give discounts. While a discount is nice, I certainly don't expect them just for having common courtesy.

How do people not know this!? I don't expect discounts for being nice to retail workers. I'm nice to them because I'm a human and so are they and they deserve respect until they prove they don't.

Seriously! Maybe I'm just a pathetic stay at home mom, but when I go OUT for dinner I want to have a good time. I look for ways to be happy. If it takes a while to get a seat, whatever, more time to talk. Unless a server like purposefully throws food at me, I'm giving them benefit of the doubt and tipping as usual.

Doesn't make any difference if they run in the male's family.