No better way to recruit nobody actors with a tiny bit of money to spend than to call them "celebrities" and make them feel special. Not the Tom Cruises, but the faces you recognize but don't know the name. I bet they are 99% of the people who go to the Celeb Centers.

Yes! When I was pregnant and obviously more sensitive to smells, I swear I was stopped at a red light with the window open and smelled cilantro coming from a Chipotle. Worst red light ever!

Celery is pointless, like cucumbers (except I love those and you can make them into pickles!). I hate celery because it's so stringy and gross!

Seriously. I just find this hilarious. No idea at all why anyone would pay that much for any food. I don't care how rare it is. I guarantee chocolate is not as rare and 100x better tasting.

Cilantro is the most revolting thing in existence. It tastes and smells like the worst soap ever. I can't even go in a stall at the farmers market if they're selling it. SO GROSS.

Cheaper to pay someone to stand next to it saying "DON'T EAT THE TRUFFLE!" to Aunt Karen goobers than chance it! They needed a Truffle Defender.

At least he waited til intermission!

Two 2lb 29 weekers here and you are so right about how they looked. It's shallow, but one of my first thoughts was that I was sad I didn't have cute babies. They were red, they were gangly and they looked like fetuses! Makes total sense as they were supposed to have 11 more weeks to fatten up and look like infants. Of…

29 weeker twin boys here and yeah, their birth was the scariest worst day of my life. The day they left the NICU 66 days later was the best day of my life. Every year around their birthday (2.5 months before we were expecting it to be!) its a little hard to not fall back into that insane fear and worry for their…

Twin preemie 29 weeker boys here! 2lb each, 9 weeks in NICU. Happy healthy crazy 3 year olds now!! Preemies are amazing.

LOVE WoW. I have played casually on and off since the beginning. I'm currently in an off phase as I just don't have time with little kids around, but I look forward to getting back into it eventually. And every expansion tempts me SO much!

And are all positive thinkers happy? Or are all happy people positive thinkers?

Low expectations are the key to happiness!!

Positive thinking is fine, as long as it comes with a huge dose of reality. And some things are just too important or scary or big to just think positive; in case it goes the other way.

I like Once Upon a Time, I like the Frozen stuff, but oh my god can they stop adding characters or ship like 20 of them off someplace?

It's like the "science" version of acting like you belong/know what you're doing and people will let you in to places you aren't allowed.

I really hope Gratuity Lady was joking, because I can 100% hear my father making that joke. As a joke, I think it's hilarious. As a serious statement, I shake my head.

Yup, I tend to skip the special covers. When my kids were really sensitive to germs we just stayed home. Now they're relatively hearty toddler/preschoolers so everything is a germ fest! Chairs with no covers! Out during flu season! Other children!

I'm sure you have heard this and in no way do I mean to be condescending at all, but sometimes you just have to find the right person. I'm very tight too and my husband was my first (long before we were married tho). Sex has pretty much always hurt me, so I don't really want to do it super often. My husband is average…

"The Force's Wake" ...where people stop by and look in it's coffin? Hug its relatives? Glance at old pictures of its better days?