Yeah, I don’t get it. The CR-V runs 0-60 a second faster than this thing...

Man calls CRV schlubby slow and boring - Then goes and buys a subaru. These are floaty dogs compared to a CRV. 

It came from all the people leasing them apparently.

Having owned multiple Suburus, I cannot give this enough +1s. I have no idea where Subaru got the reputation for reliability.

Counterpoint: Subaru gets an undeserved reputation for reliability when compared to its competitors.

In this segment, I’d take the CR-V first followed closely by the CX-5.

Dude, I want to hear these stories, even if it's just confirmation bias. 

There is a massive Nissan office in Franklin, TN. I know a few employees who told me stories.

It’s funny because it’s true.

“540 credit score? Yeah, nice Altima. Mine’s 643.”

Here you go.

To your point, the real world shows that a sedan is still better at MPGs.

I will donate to this Kickstarter campaign or whatever VC platform you decide to use.

Americans never bought small wagons.

accountants are sooooo boring. 

Remember this?

Don’t forget they actually think that crossovers look “badass”.

The crossover market was created by dull, uncultured, drooling drones who want the laziest way to carry all the shit they buy on their maxed-out credit cards so they can take home along with their hell-spawn and 11 dogs.

You know what can turn HD around? Start making crossovers...

I’d love to take this up to the lake.