I've been thinking about how to describe the gigantic Infiniti SUV. Just when I settled on "Beluga Whale with Chrome Accents" you come at us with Bullet Train with a thyroid condition...bravo, and that's why you're the writer!
Yes; I drive a Camry.
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Dearest Jalopnik readers, we are gathered here together today to mourn the loss of the full-size luxury sedan. It…