Smart move. This race is not the race even professional racers want to fuck around with faulty equipment in.

I love it when bootlickers find out the boots they lick will step on them too if it’s convenient. 

No, just own it. You did say that to minimize the issue, you heartless troll.

The 63-mile range Smart EV is a pretty good contender to maximize your range anxiety, too.

Let’s not forget ever-present decals in the back window: Blue line flag, “Let’s go Brandon”, Punisher skull, AR-15 silhouette, and Trump 2024. But without the Brodozer and the decals how else would we know how badass these guys are?

On a dollar-per-pound or cubic foot basis, it’s hard to beat a used domestic minivan.

I saw one of these things in the mountainous flesh a few days ago at a Hobby Lobby.

It certainly has...presence. Like having a life-sized marble statue of yourself on your coffee table.

It’s just so damn big. Like, I know that Escalades and Suburbans are big, too, but somehow they don’t appear any bigger than a…

He’s got a stack of “I Did That” stickers in the center console ready to piss off a gas station attendant right now.

“This wouldn’t be a problem if Mumbling Joe and Hunter weren’t taking all that China money to run up prices on us.”

- Grand Wagoneer Owner, probably

“I’m changing the climate. Ask me how!”

“HD does seem to be on a product / design roll, but I continue to be amazed by the number of people who hate HD because... they’re HD. So very odd.”

Blatant negligence on the employer (dealer). The employer is responsible for maintaining safe working conditions and properly trained employees. The employer’s gross negligence killed someone, so the employer should be punished. They should have insurance for this type of thing, so in the end it’ll just be their…

What rock have you been living under?

The kid already has a death on his conscience, there’s really no need to try to ruin his life further for what would be a silly mistake in any other circumstance. You are allowed to drive without a license on private property anyway, and the only negligence would be from whatever manager told him to move the car…

Don’t need a license to drive on private property.

It’s almost like the law was designed this way by... wealthy corporate donors?

Nah, couldn’t be. 

...it’s almost as if we live in a nation with precious little respect or protection for regular working people!

I maybe get the not being able to sue a co-worker, but seems like not being able to sue your employer for damages is suspect, and leaves employees unprotected

It’s always telling how y’all do everything in your power to blame the women (Ginsburg, Clinton) or black men (Obama) for your own failure to put others ahead of your own stupid purity.

What the fuck do you think codify does? Do you think it’s a magic stone that means no Republican ever can vote against uncodifying it?

It’s like you guys all think the world operates under the “You can’t triple stamp a double stamp!” rules from Dumb and Dumber.